German Beer Claims To Be Fountain of Youth

I know being drunk may cause a person to see himself and the world as fresh and young-looking, but I think a newly formulated German beer just might actually be able to do this the literal way! Since beer is regarded as being a healthy drink if taken in moderation, what bad would it do if it is made to stop a person's aging process as well! I now believe that the heavens bless the human race time and again with such beautiful things, and beer is one of the things in history I see as an epitome of the outworldly combination of miracles and human ingenuity!

I even think the digital information platform known throughout the world as the internet comes a distant second when it comes to the invention of beer as the top innovations of past centuries. Well, now that there's a beer that's supposed to keep people young, then the internet just became the distant third! This German beer, called Bathbeer, can be either drunk or applied on the surface of the skin. I just hate the idea of the latter method, for it gives me the idea of drinking cosmetics! Nevertheless, I thank the heavens for the innovators of this beer didn't strip this drink off its necessary alcoholic content!